Friday, March 23, 2012

Chapter Nineteen: The Meetings



          Kaplen and Mark walked briskly toward the large oak doors on the other end of the hall. The sound of their hurried footsteps echoed noisily on the high, vaulted ceilings. White marble statues and paintings of old, dead relatives watched them intently as they marched past and their cold, lifeless eyes peered down on them from all angles. If one timed his actions just right, he could catch one of characters in the elaborate frames blinking, but only once, after the first blink it seemed to freeze and hold its pose. It was moments like these that caused one to rethink sanity, Kaplen thought. It felt as if the souls of the damned had gotten stuck in the architecture all around them. 
The whole house seemed to come to life during the evening hours. It was like stepping into an entirely different realm. The veil of the underworld fell over everything. Supernatural creatures could be seen at the edge of darkening cracks. They hid themselves in corners and closets. Their pale, lemon eyes would search frantically for the things they loved the most, which was a second chance at mortality and life. It seemed that nothing would ever calm their appetite for the human body. It was their drug and they envied those who had it. Destitute spirits would do anything to commandeer a physical vessel. Servants inside the grounds would go missing during such times and wind up in a different place, not knowing who they were, or how they got there. Such people were quickly hauled to the basement for questioning.
Kaplen recalled the time when he had asked one of the Tampoo slave girls to go and fetch his dark shoes from his room. She was reluctant to do it by herself, and rightfully so. She knew what had happen to the people in the past. She knew the dangers of exploring the sub-floors without a partner, but Kaplen goaded her into it, and she finally gave into his charm and wit. She left and was never seen again. They checked the security cameras to see, if by some mishap, she had escaped the Fantas Estate. Sadly, this was not the case. Kaplen shivered slightly as he recalled what he had seen on the black and white security monitor. She had gotten to his room just fine. She was looking everywhere for his shoes. It wasn’t until she had opened the closet doors that things got weird and abstract. Her beautiful face began to get all blurry and distorted. It looked as if her very visage was melting off her skull. Her arms and legs began to decay in a rapid fashion and expose the bones and ligaments.
Kaplen remember how she had turned to the camera and smiled an ugly, crooked smile. Her petite little frame had taken on a dull, evil hue. It looked as if someone had set her in a microwave and pushed the start button. The video feed cut off for a moment, and when it turned back on the room was completely empty. Bloody letters were dripping down the walls of his bedroom. Kaplen could still remember the message; ‘I’ll find you’. It was written everywhere, and it was made for him. 
            This place is cursed, thought Kaplen. Generation after generation of Fantas had done nothing but cursed the place with their, lusts, lies and murders for hundreds of years; their hatred for humanity has soaked itself deep into the wallpaper and carpet of every room. He smiled a bit at this imagery. He really couldn’t complain too much about the house. He had enjoyed growing up in this hostile environment. It was a wonderful place where he could enhance his gifts and abilities. After all, he could see the spirits that walked around him. He did not fear them or their worthless threats. They could do nothing to him. His life had been a constant walk between heaven and hell. There was never a dull moment inside the walls of the Fantas Estate!
            “This part of the house always gives me the chills,” said Mark. He was looking at all the gothic fixtures around him. “Why does Mr. Tash have to put his office way down here? There are better places to put an office than right here. I mean, it’s not like we don’t have enough room.” He threw out his hands in a mocking gesture and pointed to all the space around him. “We have tons of it! We could move his office to a brighter part of the house; a part with windows or something.”
            Kaplen looked over to Mark. The bodyguard looked tense and uneasy.
“You’ll get used to this place eventually. Everyone does.” His words held an air of knowing. “It sort of grows on you after awhile. Pretty soon you won’t notice the dark feeling in the air. Pretty soon it will seem like a waking dream, as if you had walked into a place where you know you belong. A place where people accept you for what you really are. It will become a place where shameful deeds can be hid from the world. If you look after this house… it looks after you, believe me, I know. I have been working here for a very long time.” He stopped in front of the office doors and gripped the handles. He was going to turn them when Mark grabbed him on the forearm.
            “What do you mean by all that? How long have you been working here?”
            Kaplen looked at Mark’s broad hand resting on his arm. He resisted the urge to break the thick appendage into two parts. He spoke softly but firmly.
“Don’t touch me, Mark. I don’t like it when people touch me without authorization.” A slight gurgle formed in his throat. “Bad things happen.”
            With an eyebrow raised, Mark pulled his hand away. He wasn’t scared of Kaplen in the least; he just wanted answers to the questions pecking at his mind. He had been working for Tash for six years now and hadn’t gotten an answer from anyone about the things that went on in this house. The Fantas’ were all about secrets.
“What do you mean by all that crap you just told me back there? What do you mean that this house looks after you if you take care of it? How old are you Kaplen?”
            “That’s none of your damn business,” stated Kaplen.
            Mark could almost see the intensity in Kaplen’s dark eyes. His aviator sunglasses were doing a great job of hiding his freakish pupils. Something bad had happened to him, something that he couldn’t explain. It was as if the man loved spending his time around the gloom. When was the last time Kaplen had seen the light? When was the last time he had actually gotten out and lived?
            “You need to mind your own business,” said Kaplen. 
Mark shook his head. He was not going to accept Kaplen’s harsh response as an answer. The muscles in his jaw began to twitch.
“I think I have a right to know what goes on around here. I gave up certain worldly pleasures to protect Tash twenty-four seven. I was told that I would get to know some of the mysteries of this place, and yet, I don’t know them. You haven’t told me anything. No one has!”
“You know the layout of this place, and that’s all you need to know for now,” said Kaplen as he turned the knob to the door. His voice was shallow. “You still have a lot to learn, Mark. The best way to do that is to ‘shut up’ and listen. Some mysteries can be solved if you just listen and use your head. That’s how I learned.”
            “You’re an idiot. You always say that sort of crap, and it’s getting annoying. You’re not my mentor!”
I am an idiot?” said Kaplen with puzzlement. His voice was beginning to rise slightly. His calm demeanor melted from off his face. “You’re the one keeping Mr. Tash waiting in the other room with stupid questions like ‘how old are you?’ You would do well to keep your peace around me and the older staff. Some people get shot for asking too many questions.” He pushed open the doors and walked in. Mark followed after him, his feeling were right at his sleeves.
“Was that a threat, Kaplen!?”
Kaplen turned.
“No, it was a promise. If you keep asking stupid question you will wind up dead… I’ll make sure of it!”
Everyone in the office stopped talking as the words ‘dead’ were uttered. They all looked at the two bodyguards standing in the entrance. They were staring intensely at one another the atmosphere becoming very thick.
Mark’s right hand was itching to reach for his pistol and blow Kaplen away. He cracked his knuckles loudly and waited for the big guy to try something stupid. Kaplen’s expression was flat; he was internalizing every bead of sweat and line on Mark’s face. He could almost hear the insubordinate thoughts running through his head. 
“It took you two long enough!” barked Mr. Tash suddenly from inside the room. He was sitting behind his big mahogany desk, watching the standoff unfold. It was rare that Kaplen and Mark quarreled with each other, but it did happen, and when it did, it was hard to calm the both of them down. It seemed that both men had an endless supply of adrenalin pumping through their bodies. “Did you enjoy your little conversation out in the hallway? I believe we all could hear it from inside. You two were talking pretty loudly with each other.”
Kaplen kept his eyes focused on Mark. He was the threat here.
“Sorry to keep you waiting, Mr. Tash. I was talking to this pinhead here about the house and its rules.” There was a long pause and it seemed that the air became cold.
“What an interesting subject to talk about.” Tash opened a drawer to his desk and pulled out a gun. There was only one way to solve this problem quickly. Tash just didn’t have time to deal with the mess of negotiations right now. He wanted to get to business, and he wanted to get to it right now. He wanted to talk about the trip and most of all the “Brass”. He fired a few shots into the air. The bullets tore through the ceiling and caused some paneling on the roof to fall and hit the floor.
 Kaplen and Mark sprang to action and pulled out their weapons. They pointed their guns over at Tash. The silver-haired man was smiling.
“I see that the both of you are still as quick as ever, but we don’t have time for these suicide games right now. I need the both of you to stop messing around. We need to prepare for the trip.” He dropped the gun on his desk and looked across the room where Marten, Lee, and Tom were sitting. They all looked completely petrified at what was going on. They couldn’t believe that Mr. Tash had fired shots into the room.
“Tom, could you start us off with a brief history lesson on Nel’s Island. I am sure you know the story better than anyone in here,” said Tash. “After all, you said you were a history teacher, didn’t you?”
Kaplen and Mark slowly put away their guns and turned to face the small group sitting on the black leather couch. The bodyguards folded their arms over their chests and waited for the lesson to begin. They still seemed agitated with each other.
Tom stood up cautiously and clasped his hands together. He was wearing a black three piece suit with a red tie. He had washed up and rested in his room before coming to the meeting. Everything about the Fantas house had seemed enjoyable and charming, that is, until just now with the bodyguards had walked into the room. He didn’t liked being in this place anymore. The atmosphere seemed unstable. 
“I think I can give you all a little background on what went on with Nel’s Island,” stated Tom as he cleared his throat. “Although, it has been awhile since I actually was told the story by my father and grandfather.” He fiddled with this thumbs for a second. He was trying to organize the facts in his head. “And another thing to keep in mind is that this story is not history, per say. It’s just an interesting story. There are many versions of the Legend of Nel’s Island.”
“That’s okay,” said Mr. Tash. He leaned back in his office chair and looked up at the ceiling. He put his legs on his desk. “Just tell the story to the best of your abilities, if something doesn’t sound right, we’ll correct you. I just want to hear about the story before was get started. I want to hear about the ‘Brass’.”
Tom nodded at this. He hated how Tash was putting so much attachment to the relic known as the “Brass”. If the object were to fall into his hands it would destroy him and the whole human race.
Tom pushed the horrid thought from his head. He was going to speak when the office suddenly filled with more activity. Maren and Rose charged into the room and ran over to the massive stone fireplace. They were laughing and pushing each other. One of them had a can of gasoline and the other had a box of matches. They strolled over to the big stone fireplace and kicked open the spark guard.
“Douse it up good, Maren! This is a big fire place, and it needs all of our attention,” stated Rose as she folded her arms. “I want this thing to explode with fire! No more will we take the slow way!”
Maren looked over to Rose. She ripped off the cap to the gas can.
“You know I will.”  She looked over to Tash and his bodyguards and studied their faces. “The best part about a secret meeting is the bonfire. Every secret meeting needs a bonfire.” She started dumping the gas all over the big wooden logs inside the fireplace. Pretty soon the whole thing was soaking in flammable liquid and the smell of concentrated petrol began to fill the room. Everyone grew uneasy as Rose opened the matchbox. She pulled out a match stick and examined it in the light. She was going to strike it on the box when Kaplen grabbed her by the arm and pulled it away.
“Let’s not do this here. The whole place smells like gas now.” He pulled the little match from her fingers and threw it across the room. “It could blow us all up, and that is the last thing I need today. You can light the fire after the meeting, when we are all out of the room.”
“What are you talking about, Kap?” asked Maren. She was standing by the other side of the fireplace, her slender lips curved into a mocking smile. “Aren’t we going to tell ghost stories after all the trade crap is over?” She pulled out a lighter from her pocket and lit it on her pants. Kaplen was going to grab it from her when she tossed it into the fireplace. The whole stone structure exploded up and outward. Dry heat washed over the three of them and encompassed the whole room. Kaplen screamed out in pain and gripped his glasses. He staggered back and dropped to his knees. His suit was singed and his eyes were watering profusely from the bright light that attacked his pupils. He gritted his teeth. White spots were now dancing around his vision.
“There we go!” said Rose as she held out her hands to the flames. She shivered as the warmth encompassed her body. “Now we can begin the meeting.”
Maren put down the gas can and kicked the spark guard shut. She leaned against the hearth and watched as the fire danced around the stones. “It’s always cold in here. I swear we’re living in an icebox half the time. The whole building needs better central heating, if you ask me.” She looked over to Kaplen. The man was till rubbing his eyes. “Stop being a baby. A little fire never hurt anyone. As a matter-of-fact, it sets the mood, I mean, looked at the room.” Her eyes ran over all the walls. Shadows were leaping out from under chairs and fleeing to the corners.
Kaplen looked over to her and squinted slightly.
“Do you realize how dangerous that was? You never light an indoor fire with gasoline!”
“We do now.” stated Rose with a chuckle, “I hate how slow the before method was, what with lighting the newspapers and letting the thing burn slowly until it caught the wood. It took forever to get started!”
Maren walked over to Kaplen and extended a friendly hand. Kaplen shoved it away and came to his feet. He was still livid about the whole situation.
“You two need discipline. You’re playing far too many dangerous games around here. You could have caught the whole place on fire.”
“We knew what we were doing” stated Rose defensively. She grabbed one of the steel pokers off the fireplace and slipped it through the spark guard and began to push the crackling wood around.
Maren stood in front of Kaplen. She could see her slender reflection in his dark glasses. Her voice sounded firm but playful.
“And who is going to give us this discipline that you speak off? I don’t see anyone here manly enough to do that.”
Kaplen cracked a smiled at this. She was getting smart with him on purpose.
“Keep pushing your luck, missy.” He held up a hand. “I am this close to taking you out on that boat of yours and throwing you overboard with steel chains on. How does that sound?”
Rose laughed.
“Sound’s romantic!”
“Promises, promises,” said Maren slyly. She opened here mouth and blew her hot breath on his dark glasses. They fogged up. “You couldn’t punish a stray dog if it crapped on your shoe. You’re not ‘man’ enough.”
“Oh, I think you would be surprised who I could punish.”
“Will you two sit down and shut up!” yelled Mr. Tash as he slammed his fist down on his desk. He was getting frustrated with all the interruption. “I would like to get started with this meeting! You two can flirt with each other on your own time. Tom was just about ready to tell us the story of the Island.”
Rose dropped the poker in her hands and looked over at Tash. Her eyes lit up with intrigue. Her whole life was built on the foundation of adventure and danger on the high seas; she lived for discovery. When someone mentioned an unknown island she wanted to know everything about it.
“What island is this? Are we going to a different place to sell our goods now?” Her voice got slightly annoyed as she continued. “Is this about Tampoo Island? I hate going there. We need a change in scenery!”
“We will be getting to all that clerical information shortly, Rose,” stated Tash. “Just shut your mouth and listen to what Tom has to say.” Tash looked over to Tom and gave him the signal to continue with his story. The high school teacher caught the hand gesture and waited patiently for everyone to settle down again.
When the room was quiet, he spoke.
“All right, I am pretty sure all of you have heard of the legend of Nel’s Island, so I won’t go in-depth about it, but I can–”
“Nel’s Island!” exclaimed Rose. “This is about a kid’s story?” She turned to Tash with questioning eyes. “You brought us here to talk about something that has been lost for so long that people now think it’s just a myth? Heaps of people have tried to find this place. No one can!”
“Yes, I know, Rose. But if you would just shut up for a second we could all get the details in,” said Tash. “Now listen!” He motioned for Tom to continue.
Tom shook his head.
“The legend of Nels Island is a story about the combination of religion and science. It’s a story about how one man found out that the two fields could work together harmoniously for the benefit of mankind. This man was Nel, and he formed a group of people called the priests of Nel. This organization was totally devoted to the advancemans of religion and science… so much so, that the legend has it that the Creator himself came down to honor their righteous achievement. He gave them a technology that was unmatched by anything on Earth. It was called the ‘Byrass’, or as we call it in layman’s terms the “Brass”. It was the power of God built into a little device. Any man that got there hands on it could supposedly move and shift the Earth beneath him, but some religious zealots believe that is was designed for something else, but we won’t get into that area… it’s all speculation, anyway.
In the end Nel gathered together all of the people that believe in religion and science, and broke away from modern society. Some say that they built a community that worshiped God and totally obliterated temptation. Some say that the Creator had taken them and made them into gods… which is said by some to be blasphemy, but that’s the gist of what happened. King Nel broke way a piece of this continent that we now stand on and formed an island out at sea. He did it all using the “Brass”, he made it so that no one could find it.”
The room was quiet as Tom finished and he sat back down in his seat.
“And how are we suppost to find this place, then?” asked Rose. She couldn’t believe what she was hearing. Did Tash actually hope to find this legendary island that had gone missing? Did he expect to just wander around the ocean until they found the place? It was crazy to even think about. Satellites in space couldn’t find this land mass, how were they going to find it?
“With a map,” said Tash. “That’s how we will find it.”
Rose laughed suddenly. She turned to the silver-haired man sitting behind the desk. He was sounding crazy right now. There were no geological markings at sea for a map to be useful. Maps were for land masses; Rose paused and shifted her thinking in another direction. If it was a star map then things would be different…if it was a star map then they could find the island after all, but star maps were rare and impossible to get a hold of. They were rarer than diamonds and gold.
“How, on this good Earth, are we going to get our hands on a map like that? Last I checked no one has ever found a star map leading to the Island of Nel. It’s just a story.”
“It’s not just a story,” protested Marten loudly. He was getting sick of Rose’s incredulous tone. “We have a star map with us right now!” He looked over to Tom and patted him on the back. “Tom here has found one. It was his grandfathers.”
Everyone shifted their gaze to Tom.
Rose pushed herself away from the fireplace and extended here hands demandingly towards Tom.
“Let me see this map.”
Tom nodded his head and reached into his suit coat pocket. He felt around for a bit, then reached into another pocket. Pretty soon he was patting his sides and looked around at his feet. He couldn’t find the map at all. His heart began to beat wildly in his chest. He must have left it somewhere.
“Where is the map, Tom,” demanded Tash as he studied the worried expression on the school teacher’s face. He came to his feet and clinched his hands into fists. “You had better not have lost that map.”
Tom looked over to Tash. Sweat was beginning to bead on his forehead.
“I think I might have left it in my pants pocket back in my room. I can’t find it on me. I know it can’t be far. I had it back in the medical center.”
“I knew it!” yelled Rose. “This is some kind of trick, isn’t it?” She lowered her hands and placed them on her hips. She looked around the room at all the gloomy faces and studied them carefully. “You guys are getting back at us, aren’t you?”
Maren shifted in her seat.
“I must say, I’m with Rose on this one… this all sounds a little fishy. What’s the catch?”
“There is no catch,” barked Tash manically. He pointed to Tom. “You had better get that star map from your room. If you don’t find it, it’s bad news for your friends here.” Tash looked over to Kaplen. The bodyguard was standing by the door now. “I want you to accompany Tom to his room. I don’t want him getting lost in the halls. We need that map. If you have to, take the shortcut through the nightmare halls.”
Kaplen nodded his head. He looked over to Tom and signaled for him to come. Tom stood up slowly and walked over to Kaplen.
“You are actually going to let them walked through the nightmare halls?” asked Maren. “Isn’t that a little dangerous?”
Tash was brewing.
“I don’t care! I am sick of all the delays around here. I want things to get done… I want to be ready to leave as soon as possible.” He looked over to Kaplen and Tom. “Go get the map. We will be waiting right here for you.”
Kaplen nodded, and in seconds both men were gone.
Tash plopped back down into his chair and began to rub his temples wildly. He repeated the same thing over and over in his head ‘keep your eye on the prize, keep you eye on the prize… these are just minor setbacks…’

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Chapter Eighteen: Boredom


            Greg Times stood patiently outside “Mr. Ten’s Burger Joint” and watched as the wind scattered the dust mounds on the opposite side of the street. The small dust particles would get caught up in the cool breeze and dance around the air like little gnats. To Greg, it reminded him of a swarm of flies hovering over the dead carcass of an animal that had been hit by a truck. He had seen a lot of road kill on the way down to the Fantas Estate from the police station. Each lifeless body had flies swarming around it. It was unpleasant to witness, but a common occurrence… the ‘Topaz Sand Flies’ were indigenous to the beaches and sand traps around Aggerton City. They didn’t bother the vacationers much, but they loved to sift through the rubbish left behind each day on the sandy shores. The Topaz Sand Flies would get pretty big, feasting on the leftovers sprawled on the beaches. Some would get to the size of a small coin while others would get larger. They could consume anything it seemed and some joked that they had become the state bird; you could find them almost anywhere.
            Greg paused and shifted his thoughts towards the long, black asphalt road next to the burger joint. A mighty wind was picking up from down its long, dusty way. Street signs were beginning to sway back and forth with protest. Greg held his tan jacket close to his body as the strong gust rushed over him. His eyes began to get dry and water. News papers and plastic bags were fluttering all over the place. It felt as if the god of wind had sneezed. The air went turbulent all around him, then as if by magic, it stopped and all was calm. The only things that showed through the night horizon were the headlights of the cars that pass by.
            Weird weather we’re having, thought Greg. It’s amazing how quickly it gets dark around here. It’s like the night just came out of nowhere but Greg was used to working cases in the city where the streetlamps and lighted signs from casinos and clubs gave a synthetic daylight to the night. He turned around and faced the burger joint behind him. It wasn’t very big; it almost looked like a concession stand. The thing was a completely random eyesore on the back drop of the coastal regain. The name ‘Mr. Ten’s Burger Joint’ was also very misleading. The dilapidated shack looked nothing like a burger joint at all. It looked like someone had placed a tool shed on a slab of cement and cut out a window. It was a pathetic establishment.
            Who owns this thing? Thought Greg, and why would they put it all the way out here in no man’s land? He walked up to the ordering window and stared at the pimply-faced kid inside the box. He was wearing a ridiculous costume. His button up t-shirt was striped with all the colors of the rainbow, his hat was bulging from his head and had the name of the business on it: “Mr. Ten’s Burger Joint”. Greg suppressed a laugh forming in his throat. The whole scene looked sad. The kid looked like he had lost a bet.
            “Is my order almost done?” asked Greg impatiently. He checked his watch. He would need to get back to the patrol car soon. His partner, Fred, would be wondering where he got off to. He had left the young cop sleeping in the front seat. The kid looked up and smiled showing a mouth full of braces.
“It should be just about done, sir.” He finished wrapping the hot dog and placed it in a small paper bag; he filled up a drink cup and sorted out some onion rings. When he was done, he handed it all over to Greg. The seasoned cop accepted the food with a sarcastic smile. He was still amused at what the kid was dressed in. It felt like bozo the clown was making his first debut in the fast-food business, though, he had to admit, he couldn’t consider it “fast” food: the kid had taken far too long. He brought out his wallet and paid.
“Keep the change, kid. You look like you need it.”
            The concession-stand worker’s face went bright red and he pocketed the money. He tried to act liked he hadn’t heard the cop’s rude remark. Greg laughed cheerfully at the passive behavior. It seemed that all kids today just pretended not to care what others thought about them. Most people internalize everything. He hauled the food away and left the weird teenager to his thoughts and pathetic job.
            Greg whistled softly as he walked down the road to his undercover squad car. It was still resting in the bushes just off the industrial street; it was hidden well. He walked over to it and rested his food on the top of the vehicle. He bent over and peered into the car at his sleeping companion. The guy in the passenger seat looked dead; his jaw was hanging wide open and his eyes were closed. A long piece of drool was coming down his chin. His whole body was leaning up against the door. Greg laughed at how much of a child Fred looked like at that moment. He gripped the door handle and pulled it to open his door. The thing didn’t budge.
            “What the heck?” said Greg under his breath; he had forgotten that the door to the police car’s lock automatically when a person left, or shut the door. The new design was to prevent criminals from escaping after being detained. Greg had left his keys in the ignition. He was stuck outside.
“What a wonderful night this is going to be. I’m locked outside my own car.” He lifted up and hand and rapped his knuckles on the window loudly. He started to yell and scream like a mad man. “Wake up, and open the door. I locked myself out!”
            Fred suddenly sprang to life and jumped out of his seat. He hit his head on the roof and smashed his legs into the dashboard. He gripped his head and started cursing and grumbling. Pain was now shooting through his skull and knee caps. He wiped the spittle from his jaw and looked over to the window. Greg’s face held a large grin. The old cop looked like a peeping Tom. Fred wanted nothing more than to smack him across the face.
“What the heck are you doing?” yelled Fred. “Can’t you, for once, just act professional? We’re supposed to be undercover here. The last thing we need is everyone in the neighborhood knowing that we are staking out the Fantas house!”
            Greg laughed.
“Open the door, you dunce, I brought some food from the stand down the road!” He grabbed the bag from off the roof of the car and held it in front of the window. Fred studied the stuff with disinterest, he wasn’t hungry at all. He reached over and unlocked the car door. Greg noticed a profound annoyance on his partners face. He looked jaded and uncomfortable.
            “What’s the matter, Fred?” asked Greg as he opened the door and sat down. He adjusted his feet and closed the door. “Did I wake you from a nice dream? Were you off in your own little candy land? Did I pull you from that?” The harshness in his voice was slowly getting more whiny and annoying, as if Greg were talking to a baby. The condescension was almost unbearable. Fred hated being in the squad car with this guy.
            “Can’t you act your age, for once?” barked Fred.
            “Hey, you listen here, rookie. I am here to show you the ropes of a good staking out. This isn’t nap time at the daycare center. I am not your mother. How the heck are we supposed to nail this guy, if you’re sleeping half the time?”
            “Shut up, already.” Fred looked out the passenger side window. He was getting frustrated with the whole “rookie” talk. “I am getting sick of your attitude. We have been in this car for what feels like an eternity and all you can do is make snide remarks…” He looked back over to Greg, his eyes were on fire. “I have some news for you; you’re not that good of a cop yourself. I’ve heard the guys at the department talking about you. They say you’re a washed up, old fart.”
            Greg waved his hand at this.
“Calm down, calm down.” He grabbed the fast food bag off the console and tore it open. “I was just messing with you; you know, trying to have a little fun. You don’t have to get all personal with me. I am not the bad guy here, Tash is. He’s the one we should be fighting.”
            Fred grumbled at this remark. He was trying to channel his anger now. Greg always seemed to know how to get him all riled up and ready for an argument.
“Whatever Greg, just… whatever.”
            Greg pulled out his hot dog and unwrapped it from the hot foil, steam pouring everywhere.
“What did I miss? I was gone for awhile.” He bit into the tasty wiener and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. The smell of pickled sauerkraut was encompassing the cab area and Fred was staring at his companion with complete disgust. He hated the smell of sauerkraut. It burned his eyes and dried his mouth.
            “Do you have to eat that in here?”
            Greg ignored him.
“I wonder what all those vans were delivering this morning. Everyone looked so busy.” He pointed out the window at all the nice vehicles resting in front of the house. “It’s got to be a party, or a meeting of some kind. We’ve been seeing cars coming in and out of this place all day. Tash is up to something with all this business. I bet he’s trading illegal goods as we speak! Did you see all those guys in black suits and ties walking around to the back yard?”
            Fred’s eyes were beginning to water and get puffy. He rolled down the window and sucked in some fresh air.
“It’s been a long day Greg, and I am tired and agitated. Could you please eat that thing outside? It’s giving me a headache.” He looked over to his companion for any sign of sympathy. The guy didn’t move a muscle. He was acting like he didn’t hear.
            “Mr. Tash has his sources,” whispered Greg to himself as he took another giant bite of the smelly hotdog. “He has his sources, and then some.” He was getting lost in his thoughts. He wanted to catch this guy more than anything in the world.
            “Are you even listening to me?!” shouted Fred suddenly.
            Greg jumped slightly at the burst of noise. He looked over to his companion.
“What did you say?” He piled another bite into his mouth and chewed it down. His breath smelled ripe with sauerkraut.
            “I said ‘are you listening to me’?”
            “Yes,” said Greg rigidly. “I am listening to you Fred, and I wish you would just shut up for one brief moment and let me think. There’s a lot going on out there and I want in on the action.”
            “Did you have to put sauerkraut on that thing? It’s making me sick,” said Fred. “Can’t you just take that stuff off and throw it out the window?”
            “Calm down, I am not throwing anything out the window.”
            Fred grabbed the handle on his door and opened it with a violent shove.
“I am going for a walk. I want to see if I can inspect the house from the bushes over there.” He slammed the door and murmured to himself as he walked away. “I need to get out of this car. This whole situation is driving me insane. Nothing ever happens here. We have been waiting forever.”
            Greg looked stunned at his partner’s behavior.
“You can’t do that!” he yelled. “You can’t go for a walk around the lot alone; it’s in the rules!”
            “I don’t give a damn!” yelled Fred back at the car and he disappeared into the bushes. Greg shook his head in disgust.
            “That rookie has a lot to learn!”


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            Bob Morgan studied all the well dressed people as they walked and talked around the party. Everything looked expensive and colorful. The Fantas house certainly wasn’t a very hard place to find on a map. It stood out like a sore thumb, as a matter-of-fact, one could probably spot the mountainous structure from outer space. The place was big, and it was all over the news and media. Reporters from all over were talking all about how Mr. Fantas was supposedly involved with warlords overseas; telling everyone that he was illegally trading weapons and ammunition. News paper headlines were screaming the abomination that he was working all over the globe, and yet, no one had any hard evidence to convict him. He was a sly duck, and Bob admired his ability to cover his tracks; apparently, this guy was good at what he did.
            “Lee and Marten picked a perfect place to ask for help,” Bob grinned. The sound of the orchestra was playing loudly and carried on the cool evening breeze. He had snuck in from the other side of the lot, being careful not to attract the attention of the guard towers.  He eventually found a good bush to hide behind in the backyard. His heart was pumping frantically in his chest. He tried to control his labored breathing. He was getting too excited. He had to calm himself down; there could be no mistakes with this mission. Everything had to be perfect. The last time he got excited and overconfident, it ended in tragedy. Runt and Tom had been killed too soon, and they had lost the map.
            “Here’s my chance to redeem myself, and prove to Ruler that I am not a stupid, incompetent individual. I’ll just find a way into the Fantas Mansion, grab Marten or Lee, and the rest will be history. I’ll have a copy of the star map in no time flat!”
Bob searched under the bush in front him for a rock or a stone. He needed something to bash open a window with. His fingers ran over a nice, smooth, cold surface. He grabbed the rock and stood up slowly. His eyes scanned the lawn for any guests that might be watching. He was about to run to the house when a voice suddenly spoke up from behind.
            “What are you looking for, sir?”
            Bob got stiff and cold as the words escaped the stranger’s lips. His insides churned with horror. He had only been on the Fantas lot for thirty minutes and had managed to get caught. He turned around and spotted his stalker. He let a slight breath pass his lips when he noticed who it was. It was one of the caterers. The guy was holding a cigarette in his hands. He looked tired and over worked.
            “I was, uh looking for the, uh…” Bob paused and felt around his pockets with his left hand. He was pretending to look for something. He concealed the big stone behind his back with his right hand, being careful not to look suspicious. He slowly approached the caterer. “I was looking for the bathroom and must have gotten lost. I apologize; I can be so forgetful sometimes.”
            The caterer started to laugh. He flicked his cigarette away, into the grass.
“I’d say you got lost… you’re nowhere near the house, or the bathroom. Were you thinking about peeing in the bush there?” He paused and thought for a second. He looked suspiciously at Bob.
            Bob looked surprised at the question. He shook his head no.
“Then what are you doing out here, sir?” asked the Caterer. “Why were you in the bushes?”
            “I could ask you the same question,” demanded Bob presently. “Why are you out here lollygagging and not helping the guests back at the party? This looks like a nice party for someone like yourself to be standing around. What do they pay you for?”
            “For your information, I came out this far for a cigarette. It’s my evening brake. I am allotted one break every five hours. It’s the workers union rules. Mr. Tash doesn’t want his guests inhaling smoke against their will, so he sent me out here. He gets all butt-hurt about the little things; he’s a control freak!” The caterer paused and looked Bob up and down. “Do you need to use the bathroom still?”
            Bob nodded his head
            “Okay,” said the caterer. “What’s your name?”
            Bob fabricated one quickly.
“It’s Mr. Torrance.”
            The caterer looked incredulously at him. He had never heard of a Mr. Torrance before.
“Okay, Mr. Torrance. How are you related to the host? Are you even on the guest list?”
            “I am his accountant!” stated Bob firmly. “And of course I am on the guest list. Why the hell wouldn’t I be?”
            “I see,” said the Caterer. He poked at his chin for a bit, Bob was most definitely not dressed for a party. I mean the guy was wearing denim jeans for heaven’s sake. “All right, I’ll escort you to the bathroom.” He walked passed Bob and started toward the house. Bob smiled at this. He ran up behind the Caterer and bashed him over the head. The guy let out a grunt and then collapsed on the ground. He wasn’t going to allow this man to check the guest list, which, Bob was sure he was planning on doing as soon as he escorted Bob to the toilets.
            “There has been a change in plans, it seems,” said Bob. “I won’t be in need of your services anymore.” He grabbed the unconscious man and pulled him over to the bush. He started taking off the man’s clothes and began to dress himself. When he was all done, he shoved the naked man into the bush. Bob brushed off the sticks on his coat and headed for the party in the distance. He walked as close to the massive house as possible. His sharp eyes scanned the dark eaves of the building for any security alarms. In minutes, he would be inside the house looking for the star map. Everything was going smoothly. It seemed that this evening was going to be a cake walk.
            I am a genius, thought Bob. No one can stop me now. He was about to enter the party when someone grabbed him by the collar and spun him around. Bob nearly lost his balance as the action was preformed.
            “What on this good earth, are you doing?!”
            Bob’s jaw hung open. He began to stutter and shake. He had been caught yet again. He stared dumfounded at a very big, chubby man before him. He was wearing a chef’s hat and a white cooking coat. His face was round and red and his eyes were intense and bloodshot.
            “Who are you?” demanded the chef as he shoved Bob in the chest. “Where did crazy Tony get off to? Is he still smoking?” He looked behind him at the dark yard. His voice sounded frustrated. “I have ten trays of finger snacks resting in the kitchen and everyone disappears! It’s like my whole staff is evaporating into the atmosphere. What do I pay you guys for? You’re worthless! From now on, you listen to me!”
            Bob stood there quietly. He did not want to say anything to give himself away. He had a job to do. The chef grabbed him by the shoulder and forcibly led him to a side door that was located on the southern end of the building. The sound of pots and pans were heard coming through the threshold as they approached the kitchen.
“I want you to stop messing around and get to work. I don’t have time for this crap; the evening is still young and the guests are getting restless. If Mr. Tash doesn’t like the service he’s going to be pissed off, and believe me you don’t want to see this man when he’s pissed off. He does some crazy stuff.”
            “I am sure I don’t want to see him that way,” muttered Bob.
            The chef led him through the kitchen and stopped in front of the grilling station. Fire was roaring from the pans and a man in a yellow vest was cooking chicken. His hands dance rapidly across the many seasonings and herbs that rested on the counter. He began sprinkling and dashing the meat. He looked totally focused on his work. He was in the zone.
            “Where are the finger trays?” asked the chef.
            The man looked up from his grilling and stared at the chef. The whites of his eyes were completely yellow and he had a dark feeling about him. It looked as if he were possessed by some evil spirit.
The yellow-eyed griller pointed to the far end of the kitchen where a single door was resting in the wall and Bob was happy to turn his vision away from the abnormal stare. The door had gold lettering on it.
“I left the finger snacks on a table in the nightmare halls.” The man smiled devilishly. His teeth were gray and misplaced all over his mouth. “Just to cool them down for a bit. I hear there is a lot of wind in the nightmare halls… I wouldn’t want Mr. Tash’s guests to burn their tongues.”
            The chef looked over to the door, then back to the man at the grill. Something weird was going on.
“Why did you put them in there? Mr. Tash said we were not to enter the nightmare halls for any reason. He said that…” the chef paused and looked around the kitchen and noticed that it was empty for the first time. “Where is Edington, I thought he was cooking the chicken for tonight? Who the heck are you?”
            “My name is Tory.” He looked back down at the grill and flipped a piece of chicken. “I took over after Edington. He got caught up into something really big.” His words were dark and sinister. He looked over to Bob. “Do I know you from some place? I think we have met before.”
            Bob shook his head.
“I don’t know you”
            Tory laughed.
“I am sure I do.”
            The room started to get cold.
            “Where the heck is my staff?” barked the chef. He led Bob over to the door at the other side of the kitchen. “Let’s get those finger trays, and get them out to the guests. We can work on finding the staff later.”
            “Okay,” said Bob.
            Both men opened the door and walked into the nightmare halls.